i need a job where i work one hour a week and i get paid a thousand dollars a minute
(via meandmydick)
toast annoys me so much cos like it’s bread that’s been toasted so we call it “toast” but if you fry a potato it’s not called a “fry”
fries
do you ever look back at your mistakes
wow
(Source: aiclan, via fuckyeahloldemort)
the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman and the kids get rebellious and are like “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM”
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Gordon Gartrell … lol
this episode had me WEAK! lol
(via napturalgirl)
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Modern Minstrel: My fiance and I were having a conversation on the phone about book...
My fiance and I were having a conversation on the phone about book density, detail and hooks when this happened..
Fiance (As just a passing thought, not something to be responded to): It’s like Harry Potter and you read the first page of the first chapter of the first book. You read the first…
Have your co-stars treated you differently since you’ve won an oscar?
She’s 100% the best.
(via missameliapond)
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